None More Black ([info]blueyeddevil) wrote,
@ 2009-05-25 12:43:00
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Reduced To A Juice
My Mother bought me a Jack LaLanne Power Juicer because I've been saying I wanted one for years. It's sort of an early birthday present because she got a deal on it. I've been messing with it today and the thing rocks. I made carrot juice using 4 carrots, 1 apple and a slice of ginger root and it was smooth and delicious. Then I made some tart apple juice for Raven using a couple apples and a lime. Then I made a drink using an apple, a pear and added 99 Bananas to top it off (see, finding uses for this shit). Then I threw one of the cats into it and added 2 lemons, an apple and some celery. Fantastic.

I'm really diggin' this thing. Although it doesn't look like I'm going to dig cleaning it too much. :/



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[info]monarchman
2009-05-25 06:06 pm UTC (link)
It took me a second to realize '99 Bananas' was probably some kind of booze.

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[info]blueyeddevil
2009-05-25 06:09 pm UTC (link)
It's an awful, wretched booze that tastes like Bananas mixed with fermented ass.

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[info]monarchman
2009-05-25 06:21 pm UTC (link)
Mmm, ass bananas.

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[info]vacivus
2009-05-25 09:18 pm UTC (link)
maybe its designed to be drunk from someone's ass?

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[info]lio
2009-05-25 06:49 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, cleaning them is a bitch. And you have to clean it i-fucking-mediately after use, or it'll be even worse. Especially with the cat parts. I absolutely love my juicer, but only break it out when I've set aside enough time in my calendar to clean the bastard.

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[info]rskm1
2009-05-26 08:36 pm UTC (link)
Can vegetarians drink cat juice?

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