None More Black (![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} blueyeddevil) wrote,@ 2008-05-06 00:13:00 |
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Avert your eyes
I warned you.
I fucking love Metal. I don't feel the need to justify my love for Metal but, in my mind, there just isn't another style of music as cool or as fun. While some just hear noise I hear the most beautiful sounds on the planet. And Metal contains some of the most proficient musicians of any genre - even "respectable" genres such as Classical - though, if you're not a musician you might not be able to appreciate much of the solid musicianship involved.
Yet, even so, there are some bands that you just love for the pure "Circus" value.
One such band is Cumbeast. Yeah. Cumbeast.
Gourmet Of Ill Shit
TRACKLISTING:
1. Rectum Havoc
2. Schlong Kong
3. Grandma Cremation
4. Spewing the Jungle Semen (Hostile Ape Posse pt.2)
5. Midget Meal
6. Dr. Dongledore (and a Cock with Butterfly Wings)
7. Inuteral Rape
8. Burning the Blessed
9. Leprous Masturbation
10. Blasting the Bling Bling
Obviously, I can't write a review of this and be taken seriously. But I'm dying to. Even so, you're still getting a review of Prostitute Disfigurement because I actually love that album. Cumbeast is just silly, with generic Thrash/Death riffing and mookish vocals mixed with a Death Metal growl that sounds like someone dropped a rabid ape into the garbage disposal. It's glorious. And the samples involve bad porn movies and Horror B-cinema fare. Seriously, if you really want to hear this I'll burn it off for you, but I'm not sure I've ever met anyone who would listen to this more than once. And I've already listened to it twice from beginning to end. My favorite sample (who knows where this one comes from?) is "Disgusting pervert! I only hope one day convicts feast upon your scrotum!"
I realize that at this point you're all asking yourselves why it is you know me. I'm sorry.
Oh, and hey! Check it out! They actually have a video for "Grandma Cremation!" Aren't you lucky?
So yeah. I'm going to be somebody's Father.
I warned you.
I fucking love Metal. I don't feel the need to justify my love for Metal but, in my mind, there just isn't another style of music as cool or as fun. While some just hear noise I hear the most beautiful sounds on the planet. And Metal contains some of the most proficient musicians of any genre - even "respectable" genres such as Classical - though, if you're not a musician you might not be able to appreciate much of the solid musicianship involved.
Yet, even so, there are some bands that you just love for the pure "Circus" value.
One such band is Cumbeast. Yeah. Cumbeast.
Gourmet Of Ill Shit
TRACKLISTING:
1. Rectum Havoc
2. Schlong Kong
3. Grandma Cremation
4. Spewing the Jungle Semen (Hostile Ape Posse pt.2)
5. Midget Meal
6. Dr. Dongledore (and a Cock with Butterfly Wings)
7. Inuteral Rape
8. Burning the Blessed
9. Leprous Masturbation
10. Blasting the Bling Bling
Obviously, I can't write a review of this and be taken seriously. But I'm dying to. Even so, you're still getting a review of Prostitute Disfigurement because I actually love that album. Cumbeast is just silly, with generic Thrash/Death riffing and mookish vocals mixed with a Death Metal growl that sounds like someone dropped a rabid ape into the garbage disposal. It's glorious. And the samples involve bad porn movies and Horror B-cinema fare. Seriously, if you really want to hear this I'll burn it off for you, but I'm not sure I've ever met anyone who would listen to this more than once. And I've already listened to it twice from beginning to end. My favorite sample (who knows where this one comes from?) is "Disgusting pervert! I only hope one day convicts feast upon your scrotum!"
I realize that at this point you're all asking yourselves why it is you know me. I'm sorry.
Oh, and hey! Check it out! They actually have a video for "Grandma Cremation!" Aren't you lucky?
So yeah. I'm going to be somebody's Father.
