blueyeddevil: Bummer

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blueyeddevil) wrote,
@ 2008-04-07 13:58:00

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Bummer
So yeah. Shit. hypoxia already spilled the beans. My beautiful baby boy is actually a damn girl. Crap. Rather disappointing. I thought I was going to carry on the family name. I thought I was going to have a little bruiser. He was going to be my little Punk Rocker, my little Headbanger. But he's gone. I've failed.

The look in the woman's eyes in that Diane Arbus portrait is actually going to be the look in my eyes.

Well, at least I have Ramone. :/

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	ptpenguino 2008-04-07 07:14 pm UTC (link)
	I hope you are joking, and not actually disappointed for real. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	blueyeddevil 2008-04-07 07:23 pm UTC (link)
	I have a gift for overstatement. I choose not to waste it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ptpenguino 2008-04-07 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	The statement itself is what is disturbing, not your taking it over the top. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	433 2008-04-07 07:22 pm UTC (link)
	Don't worry, she might be a lesbian! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	blueyeddevil 2008-04-07 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	One can only hope. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hypoxia 2008-04-08 04:13 am UTC (link)
	No, you still cannot watch. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	alexlucard.myopenid.com 2008-04-07 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	You could eat her and try again! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	blueyeddevil 2008-04-07 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	Not a bad idea, but hypoxia won't even let me cook up the placenta. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cadithial 2008-04-07 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	Says the vegetarian :P (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hypoxia 2008-04-08 04:13 am UTC (link)
	If you suddenly start serving mock duck after we get home with a new baby, I'm gonna be suspicious. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	shigella 2008-04-07 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	Blah, blah, blah...what is with dudes and this "carry on the family name" horse shit? M still looks at Malie sometimes and shouts, "Grow a penis!" Your daughter will still be a bruiser. She will have to battle her way to the top to keep up with her big half-sister. Let the estrogen flow! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	blueyeddevil 2008-04-07 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	The family name means a lot to me. Yea, I'm hoping she becomes a Punk rock lesbian. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	spitfire_sam 2008-04-07 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	fantastic. women rock!! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	blueyeddevil 2008-04-07 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	Or something. ;/ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	spitfire_sam 2008-04-07 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	having three women around really helped my dad become less of an asshole. it's for the good of the world! ;) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	ande2713 2008-04-07 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	I'll start thinking of roller derby name. aren't you just so excited to deal with welcoming the world of menstruation......twice?!!! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	blueyeddevil 2008-04-07 08:15 pm UTC (link)
	And dealing with the teen sex. Daughter: "Daddy, Bobby and I have been thinking about going all the way." Me: "Well then I'll fuck him and he won't have to think about it anymore." Me: "So Bobby. Was it what you expected? Stop crying. No, you're not going to shit the bed." (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hypoxia 2008-04-08 04:14 am UTC (link)
	I'm just relieved I don't have to teach a toddler boy how to pee! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	royalewcheeze 2008-04-07 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	just kidding. she'll be adorable. ;) (Reply to this)(Thread)

	blueyeddevil 2008-04-07 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, y'know my sister looks exactly like me, only hot. So I guess the look does work better for women. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mzmel 2008-04-07 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	a ha ha. 2 against 1 forever >:D (Reply to this)(Thread)

	blueyeddevil 2008-04-07 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	2?! Shit, between Jessica and Raven I've dealt with 2 for over five years now. This makes three. And that just isn't right. Or fair. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	manna_panna 2008-04-07 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	Whatev. Girls can do twice as much damage as boys. She'll be busting balls and breaking hearts. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	blueyeddevil 2008-04-07 08:55 pm UTC (link)
	Obviously. She's already broken mine. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)(Expand)

	thosquanta 2008-04-08 04:53 pm UTC (link)
	if you don't want her, i may be able to find some use for her. (Reply to this)

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