I've Upped My Standards.

Time:

12:52 am.

I love Punk Rock...because it never offers any solutions. It just takes the problems and makes them as loud as possible.

-Stephen Colbert

(Read 32 orsell your soul)

Subject:	Drunk Tank
Time:	3:44 am.
Music:	KISS Cold Gin.

So what the hell can you do with the following liquors (liqueurs) to make them suck less ass:

99 Bananas
Peppermint Schnapps
Cinnamon Schnapps
Creme De Caca
Sweet Vermouth
Port Wine

My Sister was looking to get rid of a bunch of bottles sitting around her house and since I'm like Life cereal's "Mikey" when it comes to booze ("Give it to devil, he'll drink anything!") it all ended up in my lap. But seriously, I've never drank Schnapps. It seems like candy but without the decadence. The thought of drinking it makes me feel like I'm growing a vagina. But there must be something I can do with this shit so it doesn't go to waste. I suppose I can just pour it bit by bit into glasses of coffee or something.

Any ideas for me, dear reader?

(Read 6 orsell your soul)

Subject:	Reduced To A Juice
Time:	12:43 pm.
Music:	Alter Der Ruine Batsmasher.

My Mother bought me a Jack LaLanne Power Juicer because I've been saying I wanted one for years. It's sort of an early birthday present because she got a deal on it. I've been messing with it today and the thing rocks. I made carrot juice using 4 carrots, 1 apple and a slice of ginger root and it was smooth and delicious. Then I made some tart apple juice for Raven using a couple apples and a lime. Then I made a drink using an apple, a pear and added 99 Bananas to top it off (see, finding uses for this shit). Then I threw one of the cats into it and added 2 lemons, an apple and some celery. Fantastic.

I'm really diggin' this thing. Although it doesn't look like I'm going to dig cleaning it too much. :/