I've Upped My Standards.

(Read 8 orsell your soul)

Subject:	Splendiferous
Time:	12:18 am.
Music:	Meat Beat Manifesto Children Of Earth.

I took my lovely wife out to McCormick & Schmick's last night to celebrate our Anniversary. We were seated just a short distance away from Brian Setzer and his wife. That's no April friggin' fool's. That was just super cool.

(Read 9 orsell your soul)

Subject:	I'm going mental
Time:	1:23 pm.
Music:	The Dillinger Escape Plan Black Bubblegum.

Everyone seems dead set on pissing me off today. And I just had a little girl deliberately step right in front of my cart while her Mother just stood off to the side and said, "No, Amy. Don't get in his way."

Do you think the little bitch listened? No. Did her Mother walk over and grab her? No. I had to force the stupid little cunt out of the way. Fucking kids.

I'm very irritable now.