I've Upped My Standards.

(Read 5 orsell your soul)

Subject:	A Kiss Could Be...enticing
Time:	1:29 am.

Hey. I'm interested in what you think.

I've been listening to the debut album of this group called A Kiss Could Be Deadly. Their album comes out March 18th. I really dig it.

I'm interested in your thoughts. Obvioulsy, I can't post the album, but I can point you in the direction of their MySpace page. They've only posted one song of the album thus far (and it's not their best, natch), but I think they have a great sound that channels Eighties Pop and retains a simplistic but endearing and contemporary edge.

Keep your eye on their page. Chances are they'll be posting more tracks before the release date. It's great stuff. The singer has a common and accessible voice that still seems fairly original. They're not the second coming of Christ or anything, but I just dig their shit. Common music for common folks. Yet, better than average. Fun.

What do you think?

(Read 1 orsell your soul)

Subject:	Case closed
Time:	1:55 am.
Music:	Shat What The Fuck Do You Think Christina Aguilara Is Doing Right Now?.

The shootings in Illinois had nothing to do with some "trenchcoat mafia" motherfucker or some emotionally disturbed Goth. The link between both shooter and victims had everything to do with eyebrows. Check it;

Shooter:

Victims:

The Defense rests its muthfuckin' case yO Honor!

Yeeeaaaaaah, know I'm already going to Hell. Thanks.

(sell your soul)

Time:

3:52 am.

I still have all this artist's material on cassette, dammit.

But goddammit, it's still fucking incredibly good music.